- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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