- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Which is longer? A rope...

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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You know what sucks? Yes.

i have yougurt with tractor

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Fiats

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Wheelchair high jump

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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