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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

womens rights to vote

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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