- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Your social life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

GONNA

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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