Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

I'm a raging homosexual.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

I was born.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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