What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Badgers are cool

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Zach Barlow

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

A black man in a country bar.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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