A man made a sandwich.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Zach Barlow

Badgers are cool

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A black man in a country bar.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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