- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

meme

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Your mama's so fat.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

so dont touch it.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Yes.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Wy did the chicken?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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