Laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

I hate black people. Because their black.

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