- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

I hate black people. Because their black.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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