- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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