roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

girls lacrosse

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

You're Adopted.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

im black

I pooped my pants

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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