What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

girls lacrosse

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

im black

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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