People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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I pooped my pants

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Hey Shea

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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bitches be crafty.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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