- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What's worse than eating cows. Death

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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