What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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