- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Women's rights

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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