- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wood cant chuck wood

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Women's rights

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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