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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

A cow says moo and explodes.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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