women's rights

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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