- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

i cant think of one.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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