- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock piss off

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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