Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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whats long and green? weed

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Welcome to die!

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Shit!

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Anti Joke

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