So. The gays. ...

You smell like shit

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Barack Obama

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...