- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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