Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Womens rights

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Unnnnnnnn

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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