whats a dick a dick

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Come In!

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Welcome to die!

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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