Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Women's rights.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Hello

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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