Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Samantha

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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