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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What do you call a black priest? Father

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Women's rights

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Land Rovers

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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