- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Dogs in my home.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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