donald................duck for president

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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canaan and mallory

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Land Rovers

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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We are lawyers

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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