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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

squirrels with massive bonerss

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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