its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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