Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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