What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Your mama's so fat.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

so dont touch it.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Wy did the chicken?

Yes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

ass in my face ? no

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