what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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whats a dick a dick

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Come In!

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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