they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Welcome to die!

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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