- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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