What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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