what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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