Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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girls basketball

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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