- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Women's sports

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Yes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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