Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

You are Nerochan right?

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What's funnier than 24? 25

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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