What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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justin bieber

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What's up brah brah

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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alston wang

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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