Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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