- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Wy did the chicken?

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

I never asked for this.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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