What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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