What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Wy did the chicken?

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Strawberries!

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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