Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Jersey Shore

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

donald................duck for president

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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