What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Roey Jegen

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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your mum

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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