Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Xzibit

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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No.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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