Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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