Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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4-4-2

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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