So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Christians pornstars.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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