Woman's Rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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