2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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No.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Tim and Eric

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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