How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Anti Joke

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