A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Yes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Strawberries!

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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