- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Women's rights

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

poop is very very yummy.

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