What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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knock, knock come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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