- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

your mom died.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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