A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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