- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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