fack me in the ace! CC

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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