- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

your father died

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