How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

How did the girl die? 25.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

fack me in the ace! CC

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Anti Joke

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