You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Women's Rights.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Woman.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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