- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Nock Nock It's open.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Women's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Why? Whats wrong?

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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