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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

You are Nerochan right?

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What's up brah brah

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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