a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

we all know sammi has a penis

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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