- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

You are Nerochan right?

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What's up brah brah

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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