What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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This is not an anti joke.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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cancer

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Chicken penis.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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