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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Your social life.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

my friend is gay hes gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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