Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Gianni

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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soccor

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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