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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

You have cancer

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

YOLO.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Your mums a penis joke.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

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