I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Nicolas Cage

Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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