What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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cancer

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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