- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

i dont like chris

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

why is john so fat years of over eating

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Women Driving.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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