How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Yeah right loser!

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Spread the net.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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