- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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