- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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