Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Deadly cancer.

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the WNBA

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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The Pope

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Do you believe this will change?

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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knock knock who's there?

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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what?

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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