Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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You are Nerochan right?

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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