Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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WNBA

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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