cancer

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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donald................duck for president

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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