- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Trashcan!

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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