A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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what do u call a black person by his name

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4

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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your father died

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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