- Anti Joke

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train