Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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girls basketball

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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