A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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