Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Your Mom.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

im a dragon, no im not

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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