- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

i have yougurt with tractor

You know what sucks? Yes.

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