Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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obama

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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i have yougurt with tractor

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What's big and white?

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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