What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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No.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Membean

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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David Silberberg is gay

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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