- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

women's rights.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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